Stevie Ray Vaughan was 30 years old when he finally got to play Carnegie Hall in 1984. @colemansimons was 18 days old. These are the facts. #mykidmadethehonorroll
Fran time: 1:27. Eat your heart out @richfroning At 16 days old, @colemansimons is a force. #crossfit
@Colemansimons doesn’t care when Halloween is.
That looks fake, right? Like totally photoshopped? Good eye. It is. But here’s the big M. Night Shyamalan twist: Coleman’s a huge Jordan fan and photoshopped himself into MJ’s famous dunk. (It’s crazy what these kids can do with the computers these days.) Speaking of which, Coleman started his own page @colemansimons - throw him a follow if you want to.
Coleman was called up to be a special guest conductor for the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra last night. (It’s been a dream of his for 10 days now.) He conducted his favorite piece (Debussy’s Claire De Lune) and believe you me, by curtain fall there was not a dry eye in the building. Keep dreaming big, buddy. #prouddad
I advocated for starting with classical piano (Ravel 🤯). Eliza wanted him to start on jazz drums (Gene Krupa 🥰). Coleman heard Blues Traveler once and insisted on blues harmonica 🎶 Oh and naturally he won’t play unless he’s got his socks on. I just keep reminding myself that they have to learn from their own mistakes. Gosh they grow up so fast.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “35 lbs isn’t that much weight for an 8 day old baby.” But here’s the crazy thing: it’s 35 kilos and that’s like 77.162 lbs. #themoreyouknow🌈 #crossfitgames
Fact of the Day: a human baby is 75% extra skin, 15% fur, and 10% ears.